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Category Archives: Videogames

  Okay so it’s not the original because the original wouldn’t record. I know, what a world. You know the original anyway. You played it. Don’t pretend you didn’t, everyone did because everyone emailed it to everyone else. Anyone with an email address in 1999 was sent Elf Bowling about 10 times. It was viral […]

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Please allow me to introduce you to someone new. This is Q*bella, a Dalish elf rogue who hasn’t yet decided on an official specialty, but whose current specialty is shooting at things with arrows from a great distance. She is eager to help almost anyone, as long as they aren’t a complete jerkface (or a […]

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  Of all the games I would consider it hard to ruin, a side scrolling platformer is high on the list. How hard can it be? You make a world, drop a hero in it, throw in some things to avoid or kill and bam – done*. Whoever made this game (and I’ve already uninstalled […]

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The story of this game is so common it’s almost cliche – you’re driving around to deliver presents to a remote town on behalf of your Grandfather (Santa Claus) when your car turns into candy. I know, I know, this has been done so many times. I believe this one is based on a true story. […]

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Not at all festive. I was expecting festive as Home Alone is supposed to be a Christmas movie. Apart from a small pile of decorations, not even a tree. Not even, you guys, a tree. Lame. Not as lame as the game itself though, which is pretty lame. The premise is the same as the […]

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