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Friends, it is upon us. We are now in December and there’s nothing you can do about it. The year is hurtling to a close, and all those New Years Resolutions you made last year can be recycled for this year because let’s face it – you didn’t stick to them. The other thing about […]

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Last year, the Australian version of Celebrity Apprentice featured David Hasselhoff. He had a “shock” exit, claiming he had sudden family commitments to attend to, but it turned out it was planned and he was only signed on for three weeks anyway. The question is: Why did they bother? Australia, believe it or not, has […]

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This week’s Dire DVD comes to you from the good people at Mills and Boon. You might know them better by the name Harlequin. They print approximately 9,000 skinny romance novels every month and while they claim there is no “formula” for a romance novel, there is. A friend of my late Grandmother wrote one […]

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To be honest, I don’t even know what to write for the intro this week. Again, I have the whole plot on the back of the DVD case for “Final Decision”. There doesn’t seem to be much to it but they’re determined to stretch this out for 92 minutes anyway. A man is looking at […]

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Ladies and Gentlemen, it happened. The one thing I was most concerned about – one of those $2 DVDs turned out to be a pretty decent movie and I was left without anything to mock. I have rallied, and chosen one from the pile that is guaranteed to be terrible, but for a while there […]

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